Dear Ryan,

I understand you now live in Brussels? Isn’t that in Belgium? I’m so very interested in what it’s like there can you tell me more?


Alexa, Age 12

PS Your blog is sooooooooooo coooooooooooool!!! OMG LOL

Dear Alexa,

Thanks very much for your continued readership and support, both emotional and financial. It’s an important consideration that my readers get to truly understand where I live. Most of what I do here is top secret, but let me just say, Belgium is totally real. It’s definitely a real country and not at all a conspiracy propagated by the liberal left. trust me.. Hahaha. I mean invent a country? That’s crazy.

Look I have to go, but you’ll just have to trust me on this OK.

Don’t tell anyone what you’ve seen or heard here.

Hurriedly yours,