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Strindberg + Helium- Autumn

Apparently the bone-dry hilarity that is Strindberg and helium has been online forever. So I guess you already know about it.If you don't, or are anyways feeling in the mood for some funny and depressing

By |2017-09-14T08:44:07+00:00October 27 2008|

Today’s Spam Poem – Atomic Kazoo – analyzed

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By |2017-09-14T08:44:10+00:00August 8 2008|

Overwork – short fiction

Tom slumped over in his ergonomic chair, his head coming to rest on the ergonomic keyboard in front of him. The ensuing side-to-side lolling of his sweaty cranium registered a sequence of nonsensical characters in

By |2017-09-14T08:44:15+00:00November 20 2007|

Office

I wake up early and get up without pressing snooze.Not even once. I shower and shave, and splash on pleasant scents.Picking up the International Herald Tribune off the steps I slip out the door,I am

By |2017-09-14T08:44:22+00:00April 2 2007|