Short reviews are the rage. Short is the new wordy.

So here we go, count me in.

A (short) collection of four word reviews of last nights derby between AS Roma and Shitty Shitty Lazio:

Fucking Lazio. Shitty Derby.
or
Roma lost game, scudetto.
or
Lazio wins, God cries.
or
Fucking last minute goal.
or,
simply
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

If I had six words it might go something like:

Roma shits bed at last second.

Lazio beat Roma, OK with sucking.

Lazio fans now won’t shut mouths.

Roma chokes domestically, better rape Manchester.
or,
simply,
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING ROMA FUCK