Short reviews are the rage. Short is the new wordy.
So here we go, count me in.
A (short) collection of four word reviews of last nights derby between AS Roma and Shitty Shitty Lazio:
Fucking Lazio. Shitty Derby.
Roma lost game, scudetto.
Lazio wins, God cries.
Fucking last minute goal.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
If I had six words it might go something like:
Roma shits bed at last second.
Lazio beat Roma, OK with sucking.
Lazio fans now won’t shut mouths.
Roma chokes domestically, better rape Manchester.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING ROMA FUCK