“Experience your America” is the slogan of America’s National Parks Service. And that’s precisely what Chiara and I have been planning on doing when we visit a few of America’s states very soon.
In apparently related news, America is currently hosting a government shutdown.
Seriously, America? Shut down? Even the websites?
Dan Bull and Shizzy VI explained it like this:
However, it turned out I was also ignoring something important and personally relevant: next week I’m flying to America, with full intention of visiting some national parks. Most notably the Everglades. To see alligators up-close. Not that up-close though. But still, pretty close.
Now, thanks to this shutdown, the national parks are closed down.
Really, America? Seriously?
My general intrigue and bemusement from earlier in the week transformed into rage (that the shutdown now affects and inconveniences me personally).
Then guilt (that the fact it personally affects my holiday would be the reason for me to become outraged).
Now it has become guilty rage (the fiercely untenable combination of the two previous states).
So it is in a state of guilty rage that I turn my attention to the final planning stages of our holiday. And I sincerely hope that I’m not ‘Experiencing your America’ through a red mist next week.
For my sake.
But also America, I suppose, for yours.