A big fuck you to the companies that send you a big (implied) ‘fuck-you’ through their hard-to-find 800 customer service numbers.

http://www.hardtofind800numbers.com/

Of course, there’s no Ryanair listing. You’ll still need to call, get put on hold for an interminable length of time and be charged the whole time for the privelege. Fuck you, Ryanair.