I’ve explored a lot of nautical issues recently: Life, Death …and now Loneliness.

Being the captain of a ship means you’re married to the sea; the occasional siren call of a mermaid is about all you’re really able to hope for in terms of companionship.

Until now.

Say goodbye to the crushing loneliness of life at sea, and say hello to Sea Captain Date, a dating site that only has “Grade A, top-quality sea captains.”

Click through to check out their promo video. It’s pretty amazing.

I can’t decide whether it’s better if it’s a hoax or real. But I think it’s real, which is probably just slightly awesomer.

That’s right, it’s pronounced “Sea-Captain-Date-The-Fuck-Dot-Com.”