Man, I love the Dutch football team, and hate on the Italians. BUt that’s changing, and how. The Italians undressed the Dutch to win in their friendly last night by a comfortable 3 to 1 margin. The Italians were creative and disciplined and, well, way better. I’m glad I moved to Italy and got out of Holland and their shitty football team. Except, let it be said, for Kuyt, a striker who impressed me with his creative play. He looked threatening everytime he touched the ball. Also Vennegoor of Hesselink impressed me with his long last name- Vennegoor of Hesselink- and the way they fit it onto his jersey. Other than that though, it was really all Italy. Time for me to get a tight eurojersey and a ludicrously over the top haircut and climb onto the bandwagon in time for World Cup 2006. Viva Italia.