Dear Jackhammerers,

Really?

7:00am?

Is that a good time to start jackhammering in a residential area? Across the street from our house?

Sorry, what’s that? I can’t hear you.

No. You’re right, it isn’t.

Um, no. I’m afraid drilling isn’t going to cut it. Neither is sawing metal bars a good activity for that time.

What about drawing up some plans, or taking a coffee break? That way you can wait until THE FUCKING SUN COMES UP before you start making all that noise.

There. That’s better.

Thank you.

Kind regards,

Ryan Millar