Via kottke.

If you’re like me you’re a weak, latte-fed, sweater-wearing ponce.

Seriously, what’s wrong with you, you pussy?

Don’t be intimidated. Manliness, like man, has evolved. It is no longer strictly the ability to kill other men or animals with barehands.

Now, you can be nice to women and animals, have interesting taste in music and even wear sweaters – and still be manly! The new man is flexible. But, above all, he is competent. Check out “100 skills every man should know” and start learning. If you’re like me, you’ve got a fair ways to go.

‘Capable’ is the new ‘bloodthirsty machismo’. Get on it.

PS: Dames can do a lot of these things too.