The Chocolate Manufacturer’s Association in America, an industry lobby group, tired of using cocoa in their chocolate is trying to get the FDA to redefine ‘chocolate’ so that chocolate or (‘mockolate’) can be made entirely from trans fats and artificial sweeteners instead. I don’t mean to point in shock and horror, mouth agape, at America again, but isn’t Nestle and Hershey et al. chocolate shitty enough already?

And aren’t Americans fat enough already? Sheesh.