We had a couple Polish couchsurfers stay with us this weekend. It wasn’t a match made in heaven, far from it in fact. In future, we will probably use some different criteria to check people who are coming to stay with us, but we did have some good times. Including Bartosz teaching me some Polish folk wisdom:

For the bad dancer, even the shoelace can be a problem.

You can’t teach fathers to make babies.

A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the accordian…but doesn’t.