“Hey Karen, are you wearing a speedbump? Ha ha. Just joking. But seriously, That hat looks stupid.”
“What? My hat isn’t stupid, it’s hot. I get tonnes of pussy when I rock this chapeau. And have you looked at your bowtie lately, Mr. Fashion Critic?”
“You think it’s too wide?”
“A little. And way overstylized. It looks like a fucking bikini top, you dickwad”
“Whatever. God. I really have to piss.”
“Me too. I hope this elevator hurries the fuck up.”
“Let’s do the pee dance, see if we can’t speed things up.”
“We already are.”
