“Hey Karen, are you wearing a speedbump? Ha ha. Just joking. But seriously, That hat looks stupid.”

“What? My hat isn’t stupid, it’s hot. I get tonnes of pussy when I rock this chapeau. And have you looked at your bowtie lately, Mr. Fashion Critic?”

“You think it’s too wide?”

“A little. And way overstylized. It looks like a fucking bikini top, you dickwad”

“Whatever. God. I really have to piss.”

“Me too. I hope this elevator hurries the fuck up.”

“Let’s do the pee dance, see if we can’t speed things up.”

“We already are.”