Yargh! You scurvy-suckin’ wenches and land-lubbin’ suckers oughta be knowin’ it be ‘International Talk Like a Pirate Day’ today!

Whattaya be doin’ on a day that be like this? ye be askin’? Why ye be talkin’ like a pirate!

ye’ branacle-brained poop deck!

G’wan! Or ye’ll be feelin’ me wrath once i chucka ye’ down in the hold and ye’ be fightin’ rats for scraps. Or I mi’ jes’ keelhaul yer sorry ass!

Yarrgh. Arrgh. Yeeegh! Grrr! Ulggh!