I went costume shopping this afternoon after work and in walked somebody in the most brilliant Amy Winehouse costume. I mean perfect. Complete with exact tattoo placement and security detail and… waitaminute! That is Amy Winehouse. I’m so used to seeing her in a magazine with a 3/4 empty bottle of Jack daniels in her hand it was ashock to see her real size with a costume in her hand. Anyway, we’re best friends now. We shop at the same costume shops and everything.

No. I didn’t talk to her. I was too shy. But in my fantasy she gave me comps for her Brussels concert on the 31st.