Levi’s has their new Spring Summer 2008 catalogue online. It’s full of nice jeans and ‘lifestyle wear’.

And the copy was written by me. Check it out. Here’s some samples:

Girls high waist hotpants

Guys striped crewneck

Girls pointelle tank

Girls long perfecto jacket

Guys seasonal skinny jeans

Guys jacquard cardigan

Guys batiky tee

Guys Sect colab tee

Up until I saw them online I had convinced myself that the descriptions were also mind-blowingly hilarious. But after looking through them online I realized, in fact, they’re actually just mind-blowingly cutting edge and fresh. And sparkling with wit and sparkles. Go on and hire me.